May 2013
meladoodle:
inbox:
Think of the most attractive person you know. Now imagine them sitting on the toilet, having extreme diarrhea.
even hotter
ejacutastic:
when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
shannananan:
mercimonamie:
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
