meladoodle: inbox: Think of the most attractive person you know. Now imagine them sitting on the toilet, having extreme diarrhea. even hotter
ejacutastic: when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
shannananan: mercimonamie: i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once. oh my god you managed to one up john green.